It’s the Summer of George! (And Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine)

by Kevin Scott

it's time...

It’s time to dust off the Festivus Pole and get ready to get pumped with Izzy Mandlebaum. Yes, it’s that time of year when ‘Seinfeld’ is the perfect viewing choice for these hotter days. (Actually, as long as your TV is tuned into KUBE57, it’s always the right time of year to watch ‘Seinfeld.’) Since ‘Seinfeld’ contains more one-liners than Joe Mayo has party jobs, we’ll play a game: Match the line with the episode. (Each correct answer is worth 19.74 points

Are you a master of Seinfeld?

The lines...

1. “It’s not a purse! It’s European!”

2. “Keith Hernandez? I despise him!”

3. I’m Kosmo Kramer, the Assman!”

4. “We’re not gay!”

5. “It’s a festivus for the rest of us!”

6. “I was in the pool!”

7. “But are you still master of your domain?”

8. “He is a loathsome brut, yet I can’t look away.”

9. “You’ve got three pints of Kramer in ya, buddy!”

10. “Don’t we have a deal with the pigeons?”

The episodes...

a. The Boyfriend

b. The Letter

c. The Contest

d. The Merv Griffin Show

e. The Blood

f. The Reverse Peephole

g. The Hamptons

h. The Outing

i. The Strike

j. The Fusilli Jerry

With Kramer going back to work and H&H Bagels after a 12-year-long strike and Vandelay Industries on the verge of hiring latex salesman George Costanza, KUBE57 is the place to be to catch the episodes mentioned above and all the rest from our favorite show about nothing. Yes, a show about NOTHING. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that…) Don’t miss a single laugh. Watch ‘Seinfeld’ weeknights at 10:30 and 11:30 PM KUBE57!

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